Dear Mr Johnson, just because you are a lazy slob with no interest in your work, and lucky enough to have cheese in the fridge, don't assume that everyone else is like you. In fact, I know no one remotely so lazy, ill motivated or incontinent as you.
RT @henrymance: let me get this straight - Boris Johnson’s evidence is that he can’t work when he’s on a laptop in his home, but he can work when he’s at a drinks party in his gard…

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