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My friend sent me this tweet and said it's how I would get divorced 😂
RT @BDavisCollins: My 1st wife never liked Beyonce until she was working a job at Coachella 2018. She watched the entire concert on mdma. It was like she had a religious conversion experience. And then a week or so later she ended our 9 year marriage lol

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The sad thing when you read pieces like this is that they talk of the need to unite the Conservative Party and not the country, as if the latter were a secondary consideration.

This system of selecting prime ministers who don't have a mandate from the people needs to change.
RT @TomTugendhat: The Conservatives have always stood up for British values at home and abroad. I’m backing @trussliz.

thetimes.co.uk/article/…

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This is such a major national emergency any such meeting should be cross-party, allowing for a wider representation of views and ideas to solve the crisis. Sunak and Truss are inherently compromised by their current focus on appealing to the tiniest fraction of the electorate.
RT @MartinSLewis: Just done an interview on @BBCr4today. calling for Sunak, Truss & Johnson to urgently meet (they are part of same party after all) to come…

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RT @jaxxnotjess: HELP NEEDED: This is Zola. She belongs to @floetry and she went missing from Haggerston Park at about 20:30 today. She’s a fox red Labrador in a green textile collar who usually lives in SE/N1 London. Please message me or Flora if you see her, we’d really like her home safely. RT

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At least all the men on Bumble feel seen
RT @BNHWalker: At what height do we declare someone a manlet?

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Vicariously watching the Tory leadership debate via Twitter without actually having to watch it is the best.
RT @IanDunt: We're not going to learn anything here are we. Sunak is a warmed up out-of-date microwave meal. Truss is am attempt to construct a pretend human made of cardboard and faulty wiring.

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Whether it's the dishonesty of telling the French to fix Brexit, the inhumanity of extending the Rwanda policy, or the failure to plan to cut Russian gas dependency, neither Tory candidate is fit to tackle the challenges of a modern, globally-integrated economy and society.

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RT @lewis_goodall: “This infrastructure was created for borderless travel. So when the Channel Tunnel was built [there were] no requirements for passport controls, no requirements for customs controls on goods moving backwards and forwards between the UK and France, and that’s different now."

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Your regular reminder that Johnson was sacked as a journalist for lying.
RT @christopherhope: Fascinating. Is Charlotte Ross making way for Boris Johnson to take over after he stands down on Sept 5?
The rumour of a return to journalism at the Standard for Johnson is the talk of City Hall, as revealed in our Peterborough diary last Saturday... 👇
telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/07/1

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RT @timfarron: Johnson leaves the stage, focussing on the real enemy: “We must prevent the Liberal Democrats”. We know our place…

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@Hopkins_Alison Depends on how you look at things. If I was incredibly hot outside, I'd probably seek out a cool room too. Quite the survivalist really!

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Finding cats the same way @LibDems win elections
RT @LuisaPorritt: Good news! Evey is back and reunited with her brother 😻 A neighbour found her in their upstairs bedroom. If you ever lose your cat, always make posters and knock on doors!

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Good news! Evey is back and reunited with her brother 😻 A neighbour found her in their upstairs bedroom. If you ever lose your cat, always make posters and knock on doors!

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This beautiful little tyke, Evey, has managed to go and get lost again. This time from the Bowes Park / Bounds Green area. If you spot her, please let me know.

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RT @CamdenLibDems: "To think I was once the Linda Chung of the Tory Party" - today's cartoon in @HamandHigh

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