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The real story is different: @EC_AVService is unhappy with #Midday viewer numbers. I gotta find a solution quick or we get cut.
So henceforth we will offer a daily ventriloquist show instead. Should improve our ratings.
I was born the year of the monkey. Hence the chimp.
RT @LeChouNews: European Commission DENIES Reports Of Monkeypox Outbreak At EU HQ
